Different types of players frequent on the web poker websites. here are a few you might recognize.
The Money Guy: He has very tiny money, but his only persona has millions to hear him tell it. He might even have *Ferrari* somewhere in his nickname.
The Karate Kid: This is the kid that comes on after school or after his parents are in bed and threatens to kick everyone’s butt, telling them he knows kung fu, karate, judo, and five other Japanese words.
Doc FallAllDay: This is the guy in the play money poker room who acts as if everyone ought be entirely serious about all single hand as if their life depended on it. He folds then tells you how you ought have played your winning hand.
Mild Bill Hickup: This is the guy that can give you 25 reasons why he is not doing very well at the tables tonight. Including but not restricted to the following; The staff here at (Online poker website) gave me a call and stated their software was not randomizing properly tonight but they are working on it. I am drunk and do not care tonight. I am merely here waiting for the money game I will be playing later. I am experimenting here where it doesn’t matter so when I play in that million-dollar tournament afterwards I can try some untried things. I only come to the play money room to rest between real money games where I have won more than $50,000 this month.
My Favorite Martian: The only reason he is ever losing is because, YOU ARE ALL USING SCANNING SOFTWARE TO READ MY HAND! He also wears a tinfoil hat.
Romeo: Doesn’t care about the poker game at all. He merely keeps asking all the female players for their "stats".
Juliet: always spends thirty mins looking for the game where she can be representing by the ideal endowed avatar so the guys will all pay heed to her. Poker is merely a side thing they put in the chat room.
Paris Hilton: Just cannot comprehend why everyone is so concerned with winning and still is not sure why she did not win that final hand. Why her pair did not beat that flush thing. Ewww, Who wants a flush anyway?
The Libber: Doesn’t speak to anyone, merely here to prove she can beat a man at a man’s game dammit!
Rain Man: Has his poker calculator software out and running to compute the odds of him winning all hand so it takes until he is nearly out of time all time it is his turn to make a decision.
Lotto Suit Larry or Lisa: This is the guy or gal that bets the limit all time until they finally win 1 hand, then bet nothing the rest of the time trying to hold onto that 1 tiny win.
These are merely a few of the characters you will play poker with at an on the web poker room. That is why it is so much fun. The diversity is amazing. No 2 rooms are the same.
Did you recognize any of these players? Can you think of a few more?
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